seinfeld the trip script

My God is the god who protects AND THEY GO AFTER THE COPS Now, maybe I'm way off, but don't you think, wouldn't you assume, that the air in the house pretty much comes from the air in the city where the house is? You can't pull over. Transcribed by Juha AuvinenOriginally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks), no. I'm eh...George Costanza... George: What's the matter with you? Yeah, I'm a player. COPS GO TO ARREST A GUY FOR TRYING TO STEAL A CAR It was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones. George: You could eat of that shotgun. I'm hungry. Jerry: Great. They always make a face. Cop: Looks like it. Woman: You don't know. I don't know where we are. Jerry: 5-19? Tastes like a dill, I think it's a dill. do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All AKA: Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show George: I hate asking for change. That the things haven't worked out the way Kramer: No no, I don't like this one. Police: Kramer, let's go. Jerry: I can't believe this. Lt. Martel: Now you might beat the gas chamber Kramer, but as long as I have got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again. KRAMER IS BEEN INTERROGATED BY LT. MARTEL The is what the Seinfeld writers focused on. Oh, you're crazy. I think that qualifies. Jerry: Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer! throw in a few soaps. Why are you using my name?! Think he did it? George: I don't know. The police listens their conversation.] Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. Hey, guess JERRY AND GEORGE ARE WAITING OUTSIDE OF THE JAIL I'll be out of here in couple of hours. Cop: Yeah, go ahead, hurry up. Cop 2: We could drive on the wrong side of the road. George: I'm just asking, all they have to do is say no. Kramer: Well, I'm not saying that! Rick Savage, oh nice kid, really good kid. The three hour time difference threw me. Maybe its because its missing Elaine in "The Trip" or maybe I just find the whole thing with Kramer leaving NYC for LA just a little boring and dull. Sure, I bet you've Jerry: No, it's tarragon. Who am I? Your movie. Jerry: I did not. Yeah, good, get in the car. Cop: That's smog strangler. Somebody else got killed? Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The Police: Which one of you is Costanza? A 5-19? They'd have huge pictures of me up on the walls and in their home, like Tobias Lehigh Nagy, who is also wanted in connection with a series of unrelated slains in the North West is still at large, his whereabouts unknown. George: I couldn't have breakfast, it was lunchtime! Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. Jerry: George, it says it here on the phone. Kramer: Ok, it's forgotten. who I met today? Dec 15, 2015 - (The Trip) - Kramer is arrested on the suspicion of murder. Why don't you just use your own name? GEORGE AND JERRY ARE WATCHING TV. They always make a face. I mean is there anybody who doesn't know that by now? Jerry: Her tip. That means the killer must've been Jim." You're a cool guy. Seinfeld Season 4 Episodes... s04e01 - The Trip (1) s04e02 - The Trip (2) s04e03 - The Pitch; s04e04 - The Ticket George: What do you tip a chamber maid. Kramer: No no I'm not ready, things are starting to happen. When Kramer finds the sets from The Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he drags them back to his apartment, rebuilds the set, and starts hosting the show around the clock for an imaginary audience.. KRAMER CRIES Cop: Shut up. BACK TO JERRY'S APARTMENT. Woman: I don't know. Rick Savage, oh nice kid, really good kid. They're choking the life out of the Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. [Police car rolls by the sidewalk and stops. What are you scared of? GEORGE TRIES THE SIREN. George: I'm just asking, all they have to do is say no. Jerry: I can't believe this. place even when your stuck in traffic at the Hollywood Freeway? George: Hey, can I flip on the siren? Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 2: The Trip (2) Summary: Jerry and George try to tell the police that Kramer isn't the Smog Strangler and Kramer is oblivious to the manhunt launched to find him. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. Starting with "The Keys" and ending with the second part of "The Trip". Jerry: Why are you bothering them for? George: Why don't you just call 911? Steve Dougherty..............Prison Guard KRAMER WALKS IN Guy: Oh, Ann Landers sucks! Kramer: No no I'm not ready, things are starting to happen. Fabulous, just fabulous. Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. Like I'm asking them to donate a kidney. Jerry: No, a dollar, two tops. I'm just swept up at it. George: Hope he's not the guy. Jerry: Which flavor? Cop: I don't think so. [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? It seems to me, that the chalk outline guy is one of the better jobs that you can get. My stomach doesn't know that Kramer's wanted. While auditioning, Kramer must deal with the advances of an older female landlord (an actress who hasn't worked since 1934) and get someone in Hollywood to read his script treatment. of call backs and I've got a lot of interest for my movie treatment. Any pickles? Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it. Jerry: It's been three days already, forget about Lupe. Kramer: I didn't kill anyone, I swear! George: Kramer, what the hell are you talking about? George? This 3 part episosde just doesn't do it for me. George: Kramer, what are you doing here? I mean you guys believe that I'm innocent, don't you? Jerry: I told you to have breakfast, you should've had breakfast! With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Peter Murnik. He's described as 5'5" bald Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. Jerry: We're pretty sure. Jerry: While you were in jail. He's described as 5'5" bald and reputedly a very generous tipper. Reporters: Why did you do it? Cop 2: Shoot people... Somebody else got killed? Kramer: What? The Trip (Part 2) Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Trip (Part 2) script from this web site. Cop: Cut it up back there. Jerry: Pull over? me here. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 4, Episode 1, “The Trip”. an emergency...my friend is being accused of being a smog strangler and I know I don't even know how it helps to solve the crime? Canyon. "The Trip" is a two-part story of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. I mean you guys believe that I'm innocent, don't you? Lt. Martel: Society is filled with them. Jerry: No thanks. What the hell is going on out there? Could you do that?". Could've he done it? George: There's a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies up there. Jerry: Nice shotgun. George: Oh yeah, real cool. Kramer: Hahaa! Should we call a lawyer, should we call the police? Seems to be the most popular gauge. in a house he can't afford? I swear to God! GEORGE IS KICKING THE TUCKED COVERS. KRAMER WALKS OUT to pick us up. I'm in development, I'm in developed vehicles. Do you think if we Could've he done it? "The Trip" is a two-part story (the 41st and 42nd episodes to air) of NBC's popular sitcom Seinfeld. George: How come you don't know what street are you on? Cop 2: All right, let's pull over and check it out. KRAMER GOES TO THE FRIDGE Jerry: Pull over? Cop: Yeah. You know, we're talking about doing a project together. Lt. Martel: You see something even remotely pretty and you have to choke the GEORGE GET CLOSER TO JERRY AND THEY THROW THE GUY NEXT TO GEORGE Clint Howard................. Tobias Lehigh Nagy You saw life brimming brightly Do you know why you're here? I met a girl... Can't they just go "Freeze, you're under arrest. Seems to be the most popular gauge. Hello 911? George: No, I don't have any change. Is that what you want me to say? George! the pretty little flowers, didn't you? that when he hit the pavement. Jerry: How is this an emergency? George: You're kidding? It's very strange, George: Your friend is been accused of being a serial killer. Hey, I'm doing what I do. George: What are you doing?! Did they find that woo-woo Jerry: Cops eating Milanos. Do? Jerry: I've gotta to tell you about existence of egg salad? TRYING TO GET THE COMB THROUGH. Fabulous, just fabulous. JERRY THROWS THE APARTMENT KEYS TO KRAMER. The lieutenant is waiting to see us. POLICE CAR COMES TO THE SCENE. George: What? That L.A. is a cold place even in the middle of the summer? I'm trying to drive, you're getting us both killed! Jerry: Yeah... Jerry: Hot out. Elaine. The Lieutenant wants to see you. George: You would think that at the end of the week when they hand out the checks, throw in a few soaps. [George shakes his head] No...do we know where 134 is? George: Milano. Aha, ok. [Jerry hangs up] He's gonna send a black and white to pick us up. George: I've got to tell you, I'm really disappointed in Lupe. Jerry: So, break it. George: I have a ten. George: Do you think she gets to take any of those little bars of soap home? Keith Morrison................Newscaster (Himself) Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: I don't know, some mints or TicTacs. George: What are you doing? George: Yeah, take care. THE CAR THIEVE GUY RUNS AWAY FROM THE DOOR THAT JERRY AND GEORGE LEFT OPEN Couldn't be? It's too yellow. done it? Cop: Hey! George: Narks? Kramer: Ok, yeah. All units in the area, code 3 in progress, 1648 North Bartholis, units required for assistance in apprehension of 702. What this? CUT TO KRAMER SINGING IN A SHOWER FOLLOWED BY A FALLING SOUND. pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Jerry is the hero. I can't believe that cops still have to read that whole "you have the right Guy: I don't know, five bucks a night. Jerry: Really? It's very strange, do you realize that it's now possible for parents to say to their children "All right kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air! Jerry: Oh, you are? got a breath in my body you will never ever see the light of day again. With Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Peter Murnik. the innocent and punishes the evil scum like you, have you got that? So you're free. George: Breath problem? They just found another body at the Laurel George: Wohoo, check it out. CUT TO KRAMER SINGING IN A SHOWER FOLLOWED BY A FALLING SOUND Kramer: What me? 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – George: As a suspect in a serial killing. [George leans close] would you suck a mint or something. Jerry: I thought it sounded kind of cool. Airing on August 12, 1992 and August 19, 1992, it kicked off the fourth season of the show. right kids, I want you in the house and get some fresh air! The Trip (season 4, episodes 1 & 2) written by Larry Charles, directed by Tom Cherones original airdate: August 12 and 19, 1992. It wasn't me! OPENING MONOLOGUE Couldn't be? AKA: Seinfeld, Stand Up, Stand-Up, The Jerry Seinfeld Show, Good News, Bad News I'm scared of the same thing that you are, everything! Jerry: Sure. Lt. Martel: Society is filled with them. That I'm struggling, barely able to keep my head above water? George: What am I scared of? Jerry: I wanna see what's happening. Jerry: Nothing. smog alerts out there and they actually recommend that people stay indoors during GEORGE REACHES FOR THE COOKIES AND THE COPS SLAM A GUY ON THE HOOD AND GEORGE Sickies like you always do. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Sickies like you always do. Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything. George: I hate asking for change. I don't know who they are, I guess they're people who wanted to be a sketch artists, but they couldn't draw too well..."listen Johnson, forget the sketches. George! Jerry: I read it in Ann Landers. Cop: Yeah, we do that all the time. You just couldn't help yourself, could you Kramer? KRAMER WALKS OUT AND COMES BACK WITH HIS KEYS. I was on TV. Newscaster: Authorities exposed today, that the latest suspect in the smog strangling George: Hi, how are you guys? Jerry: Kramer, you've been arrested as a serial killer! Kramer: What? Season 4 Episode 1 of Seinfeld resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic. That means the killer must've been Jim. Jerry: Well, we need change and all I have is twenties. Now, maybe I'm way off, but don't you think, wouldn't you assume, Jerry: Oh yeah. George: I'll bet you, how much? George: Really? BACK TO GEORGE AND JERRY ON THE STREET Kramer: Ok, yeah, you guys got to put a negative spin on everything. KRAMER IS COMBING HIS HAIR. I mean what do they think, that we live in a jar with couple of holes Lt. Martel: Oh yeah, right. Can I come No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. It's 12145 Ventura Boulevard. Kramer: Do? They just found another body at the Laurel Canyon. Jerry: Obviously we're gonna call the police and tell that he's not the guy. All right look, I'll be out of here by noon. I suppose, where are you located? (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits Jerry: Hey, get out of here...hey officer, he's fooling around back here. What are you, narks? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! The only difference is that this time you're gonna pay. Kramer: Getting something to eat. George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer. So you're free. Jerry: Kramer, here! Rating in the park AFTER he is in CUFFS guy: Hey, you guys believe I... 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